August 2008
Fight Party !@#$%
Pdog's band Sweet Skull played a house party last month. They always put on a good show.
Plus, Chris has a sick 'stache and Pdog's gloves are 1984 all over.
The host/our friend Kelly-totally loaded. The party had a couple of kegs and a full bar, you know trouble is coming.
Santana and Andy played some low key ping pong before the riot.
I left before the fight started but this crowd doesn't look too friendly.
Maybe some of you locals will be able to remember punching these faces.
Shotgun Session
Dirdee and I shot a round of skeet just prior to getting the hell out of DFW.
My good friend owns www.motoxpit.com -a sick
dirt bike track with luxurious VIP ammenities. Spring fed tanks...
High speed horses.
Santana Springs
Coach just hit the 37 mark and threw himself a B-Day Keg/Pool Party action at Santana Springs.
WAVE MACHINE!!!
Mike's favorite birthday present, the Meatcake. A multi-layered Texas treat.
The look in his eyes says it all.
- Layer 1= Brisket
- Layer 2= Meatloaf
- Layer 3=Hamburger patties
- Topped with Mashed Potato frosting
Mike is a man of many faces.
Rob keeps watch
Mike is a deeply philosophical dude. An alternative thinker. Probably my best composed photo-ever. Only the locals know what's up here.
Killer Twhip pic submission-Doug E. Fresh & Pdog. 2nd story gainerds.
We went lake jumping at the Hula Hut dock. The ladies loved us. Captain Zach anchors down a boat full.
Noodles enjoys his homemade lake launch system. However, 4 foot seems a speed bump at 20mph. Coming soon to a lake near you-6 FOOT kicker , Please call EMPIRE, Ask for Cutter. Tell Cutter to bring his aqua slicer and 5 lbs bag of ice. Sunday @ 1pm. L. A. blvd.
B.R. dismount to 1.5
B.R. could easily pass the Texas lifeguard certification. Me Hermano Perez, No Bueno. To save himself from a watery grave Perez, left my bike for the safety of shore. She was 12 feet under for almost 10 minutes. I finally salvaged her via my scuba skills. Inadequate floatation on my part, poor performance for Perez.
Allure Austin
You heard it here.
WTF? ATX Swingers club?
Bubba Crow let us in on this. BYOB. No single men allowed, Friday $30 per couple, Sat. $60.
They have a "conversation room" with 8 beds in there, the ones with the sheer netting to enclose you, chairs around the bed so peeps can watch? A "public bed" near one of the bars?
BBC says ain't nothing but hotties, off duty hoes, retired strippers, rich nymphos, 1st grade teachers, your neighbor, and perverts like us with more money and less hair.
Creepy to say the least. But the "No single dudes" policy appeals to my sense of adventure.
I have stumbled upon another innovation in attempts to avoid my bike looking like some other sucker's bike. First it was Elmer's glue and glitter. Now it is this:
I'm going Snake style, please don't bite it.
BENCH BROTHERS PRODUCTIONS!
10 cyber year anniversary-(insert sound of one person clapping)
This website has been up in some form or fashion for over 10 years.
No fancy crap, keeping it simple. Just an inside look at life at 9th street
Texas as seen by the locals.
Thanks to all those who have contributed to the trails, website, and the cause
over the years.
This website is best viewed half drunk with mind open.
Go full browser, press that F11 key up there on your keyboard.