People either love or hate Trail Relish, so always warn people
what they are getting into.
Any modifications to this recipe makes it suck!
If you add tomatoes, it’s no longer Trail Relish. It's now
basically just really good Pico de Gallo and you have insulted
me with your bad taste, poor judgement and no
sense of integrity or respect.
(The only authorized modification I accepted is a bit of chopped Radish, aka “Louie Natal Style.”)